Out shopping with his wife, Morty picked up a case of beer and placed it in their grocery cart. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” asked his wife. “They’re on sale,” he shrugged. “Only $10 for 24 cans. It’s a bargain.” “Put them back. We can’t afford it,” insisted his wife. They continued shopping.
A few aisles down the wife picked up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” he asked. “It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replied the wife. Removing the offending item from the cart, Morty retorted, “So do 24 cans of beer, and they’re half the price!”
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