Three women arrived at the pearly gates of heaven and were greeted by Saint Peter. “There will be a place for each of you once you’ve confessed your sins,” Saint Peter assured them. Turning gravely to the first woman, he asked, “What is your sin?”
“I married one man, but loved another,” she admitted. “So I divorced my husband and married the man I really loved.” “Show her to the pearly gates,” Saint Peter instructed an angel. Then he turned to the second woman.