Prime Minister Putin called President Obama with an emergency: “Our only condom factory exploded,” Putin cried. “This is a true catastrophe!”
“Mr. Putin,” Obama stated solemnly, “the American people will do anything within their power to help.”
“I do need help,”admitted Putin.“Please, could you send over a million condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?”
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