Before 12 seminary students could be ordained as priests, they had to pass one final test. They were told to line up naked in the chapel, where a stripper would dance for them. A bell was tied around each man’s dick, and they were informed that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained since he had not yet embraced spiritual purity.
The stripper danced before the first wannabe priest with no reaction, so she proceeded down the line. Still no response, until she reached the final candidate. As she shimmied before him, his bell rang so loudly, it fell off and clattered to the floor. Embarrassed, he bent over to pick it up, and 11 other bells began to ring.