The members of a company’s board of directors were called into an emergency meeting and took their seats at a conference table. The last to be summoned was Ted, the junior member, who was instructed to remain standing. The chairman looked him in the eye and asked, “Have you ever had sex with my secretary, Miss Foyt?”
“Oh, no, sir, positively not!” Ted replied. “Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch Miss Foyt!”
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