Mary was a very sheltered 18-year-old who was finally going on her first date. But her mother had some stern advice: “Don’t let the man put a hand up your dress.” Mary promised to obey.
After going into town for dinner and a movie, Mary and her date were parked in a lover’s lane. The dude made the first move, trying to put a hand up the chick’s dress. She stopped him, then said, “I promised my mother that I wouldn’t let you put your hand up my dress. But you can put your hand down the back of my dress, and it’s the second hole you come to!”
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