A mortician was working late one night. While examining the corpse of Mr. Jones, which was about to be cremated, he made a startling discovery. The dead man had the biggest cock he’d ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Jones,” the mortician commented. “I can’t allow such an impressive penis to be cremated. It must be saved for posterity.” So the mortician sliced off the appendage, stuffed it in his briefcase and went home.
“I have something to show you,” he said to his wife while opening the briefcase, “something you won’t believe.”