A husband and wife were watching a TV show exploring the phenomenon of “mixed emotions.” In a matter of minutes the man of the house fumed, “This is an absolute bunch of crap! I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
The wife’s retort: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”
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