Cletis was passing by Billy Bob’s barn when he saw the numbskull doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old tractor. Cletis rushed in and howled, “What in the world are ya doin’, Billy Bob?”
“Me and the wife been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom department,” Cletis explained as he continued to shake his ass. “The marriage counselor suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”