Jeff was driving his grandfather home from the store in a blinding snowstorm. When the highschool senior almost rearended another car, Gramps demanded that he pull to the side of the road and relinquish the wheel.
“Driving in the snow is like performing oral sex on a woman,” the senior citizen explained in terms he thought a young person would comprehend. “If you don’t do it slowly, you’re gonna end up running into the asshole in front of you.”
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