Joe walked into a pharmacy and began wandering up and down the aisles. A salesgirl noticed him and asked if she could help. “I’m looking for a box of tampons for my wife,” Joe said, and the young lady directed him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later Joe plopped a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. “Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife,” the confused salesgirl said. Joe explained, “You see, it’s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and a pack of rolling papers ’cause they were sooooooo much cheaper. So I figure, if I have to roll my own, so does she.”
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