Lilith complained to her old-fashioned Jewish mother, “I’m divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel.”
“You’re married to a multimillionaire businessman,” her mom remarked. “You live in an eight-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a $5,000-a-week allowance, you take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?!”
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