An Irishman was seated next to a Mormon on a flight from London. When the plane reached cruising altitude, the flight attendant came around to take drink orders.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant asked the Mormon if he’d like a drink. The Irishman turned to his Mormon neighbor and smiled. “Come on, then. Won’t ye join me for a swalley of the good stuff?”