Not realizing that the in-flight P.A. system was still on after takeoff, the pilot said to his copilot, “Man, all I need is to take a healthy shit, then get a blowjob from the stewardess, and I’ll be all set.”
When the remark was loudly broadcast throughout the plane, the shocked stewardess hurried forward to warn the pilot. As she rushed up the aisle, an old lady stopped her and whispered, “No need to rush, dearie. He said he was going to take a shit first.”
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