How’s this for a birds-and-bees discourse? A ten-year-old girl asked, “Mommy, how was I born?”
Her mother replied, “Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the ground, and I took care of it every day. After a while the seed began to sprout more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant.”
“But what does that have to do with me, Mommy?” the girl squealed.