A cop stopped Hank and was giving him a ticket for riding his horse downtown. Hank whispered in the horse’s ear, and all of a sudden the horse got a huge boner. The policeman was amazed and asked Hank to talk to his horse again. The huge red horse cock stretched out once more, and the cop was visibly impressed.
“Tell me what you said to make the horse grow that hard-on, and I’ll tear up your ticket,” the cop said.