Jane died and went to heaven. While waiting in line at the pearly gates, she heard terrible screaming and moaning. Alarmed, she tracked down Saint Peter to find out what was going on.
“That’s just one of the women in front of you,” he said. “They’re drilling holes in her back to attach her wings.”
Jane got back in line. Once again she heard cries, this time more tormented and bloodcurdling than the ones before. “What’s happening to the woman now?” she asked Saint Peter.
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