A little old lady was dragging two large plastic trash bags as she traipsed through town. One of the bags was ripped, and every few steps a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped the biddy, pointed to the torn bag and said, “Ma’am, $20 bills are falling out of that bag.”
“Darn it!” she exclaimed. “I’d better go back and see if I can find ’em all. Thanks for telling me, officer.”
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