Bill boarded a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a pretty blonde. As the bus rolled down the street, the girl kept staring at him and his bulging pockets. Finally Bill muttered, “It’s golf balls.”
The puzzled blonde continued to look at Bill, thinking deeply about what he’d said. Unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”