Nick had a black eye when he boarded a plane bound for Pittsburgh. He noticed that the guy next to him also had a black eye. Taken aback, Nick said, “Hey, this is a coincidence. Mind if I ask how you got yours?”
His companion shook his head. “Just a silly Freudian slip. See, the ticket agent had these enormous boobs. Instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said, ‘I’d like a ticket to Tittsburgh.’ Pow! She socked me.”
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