Good ol’ Farmer John bought a rooster that turned out to be a sex maniac. As soon as he got the bird home, it went into a frenzy, mating with each and every chicken in the barnyard. Then it moved on to have a go at the ducks, the geese and the turkeys. It even tried to screw the sheep. That darn rooster was insatiable and spent a solid week fucking nonstop. So the farmer wasn’t surprised when he came across the bird lying motionless and flat on its back in the dirt while a couple of buzzards circled in the sky above.
“I knew your heart would give out sooner or later,” said Farmer John. The rooster opened an eye, gestured toward the buzzards and whispered, “Get lost. You’ll scare them away.”
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