A young man’s new girlfriend invited him to dinner at her house. On the way she told him about an odd family custom: The first person to speak after dinner had to do the dishes.
The couple sat down with the girl’s parents, and after they’d finished eating, everyone remained silent. Not wanting to do the dishes, the young fella tried to elicit a comment by kissing his girlfriend full on the mouth. No one uttered a word, so he began to rub her tits. Still no one said anything.