Mrs. Brown was having sex one afternoon while her husband was at work. Her 14-year-old son Richie came home early from school, saw what was going on in the bedroom and hid in the closet to watch.
Then Mr. Brown came home, and Mrs. Brown scooted her lover into the closet, not realizing that Richie was already in there. “Dark in here,” the boy whispered.
The man said, “Yes, it is.”
“I have a baseball,” Richie told him. “Wanna buy it?”
“No, thanks,” his mom’s lover replied.