After his divorce, Larry found himself in the strange position of having to buy condoms, something he hadn’t had to do for over 30 years. Overwhelmed by the vast selection at his local drugstore, Larry turned to the man behind the counter for advice.
The pharmacist took Larry through the contraceptive aisle, extolling the virtues of latex, ribbed, lubricated, nonlubricated, colored, flavored, glow-in-the-dark, magnumsize and more until finally Larry asked him to stop.