An attractive blonde arrived at the casino and made a beeline for the craps table. She bought $25,000 worth of chips and then announced, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely naked.” After stripping down, she rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, mama needs a new car!”
As soon as the dice stopped tumbling, the blonde jumped up and down and squealed, “I won! I won!” She hugged each of the dealers, scooped up her winnings— and her clothes—and quickly departed.