A text message to a neighbor: “Hi, Max. This is Richard. I live in the gray house next door. I thought you should know that I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. I haven’t been getting it at home for months. I know that’s no excuse, but the temptation was too great. I can’t live with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology. Please suggest a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you.”
Feeling betrayed, Max grabbed a gun, went next door and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered an unread text message:
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