A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he gasped, “Sister, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed, and a few moments later two military police officers approached her and asked, “Did you see a soldier running this way?”
Pointing to her right, the nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the nun’s skirt and said, “Thank you, Sister. You see, I don’t want to deploy to Afghanistan.”