A priest and a nun were crossing the Sahara Desert when the camel they’d been riding dropped dead. After being stranded for days, they gave up all hope of being rescued. “Before I die, I’d like to see a woman naked,” the priest declared. “Sister, would you take off your clothes so I can look at you?”
The nun hesitated, but soon granted the priest his dying wish. Once nude, she said, “Actually, Father, I’ve never seen a naked man. Would you take off your clothes so I can look at you?”