A nurse, worn out after her night shift at a hospital emergency room, walked into a bank. Needing some cash, she pulled a rectal thermometer out of her purse and began to write a check with it. When she realized what was in her hand, she looked at the flabbergasted teller. Without missing a beat, the nurse exclaimed, “Well, that’s just great. Some asshole’s got my pen!”
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