To celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary, John took his wife Mary to the hotel where they’d honeymooned all those years ago. As Mary was undressing, she gazed at John fondly and asked, “That night when you saw me standing naked in front of you for the first time, what were you thinking?”
“That all I wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry,” replied John. He paused, taking a few moments to look over his wife. “Looks like I did a pretty good job.”