Ritzy

About Ritzy

Ritzy, 26, from Austin, Texas, isn’t a comedian, but she has a knack for making people laugh: “My friends think it’s funny that I’ll suggest going to a horror flick and then be the first one to cover my face before something scary happens.” Covering her 5-foot-3 body is another story. “I love being naked where it’s risky,” bi-curious Ritzy avows. “One time a guy fucked me in his car with the windows rolled down. People were walking by, and I was loud. It was so thrilling, I began looking for places to have sex besides on a bed. My favorite is being bent over the hood of a car.” Ritzy is a cosmetologist, but she’s nailed the porn star repertoire: “I’m always up for performing oral on a guy, fucking doggy-style and receiving a facial.” Is anal scary? “Not at all,” Ritzy asserts. “It makes a booty call even sweeter.”