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December 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Remy Martin

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Remy Martin

“One of my fantasies is being a naught y secretary who’s calledinto the boss’s office and disciplined for making a silly mistake.”

About Remy Martin

“I watch every Chicago Bears game,” announces Remy Martin, 32, who was born and raised in the Windy City. Now the sailing, cooking and Whirlyball buff is eager to be watched baring it all in Beaver Hunt. “Since first learning about HUSTLER, I’ve been a fan. Every fans’ dream is to be a part of something they admire greatly.” The 4-foot-11 newcomer is truly admirable: “I’m very elegant, sweet, romantic, charming, sophisticated, quick-witted, friendly and flirtatious. I’m very passionate about life, and I thoroughly enjoy being a woman.” That explains why Remy is no longer a cashier and inventory manager. She’s a working girl who moonlights as a personal chef and pro dominatrix. “I specialize in fetish and kink,” Remy proudly relates. “I’m bi and seductively playful with aggressive overtones. Variety is the spice of life, so live it up! I sure do. I’ve had booty calls in an alley, a public park and the server room at a Web-hosting company, and three new places I have in mind are a glass elevator, hotel balcony and courtroom.” Thanks, Remy, for disrobing so elegantly.

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