Lil Barbie Badazz

About Lil Barbie Badazz

“On my birthday I have always wanted to come out of a huge cake naked,” muses Lil Barbie Badazz, a real estate agent from Temple, Texas. In the meantime we’ve thrown the 5-foot-8 dazzler a nude coming-out party with a huge audience and a $250 gift. “A lot of women don’t believe in exposing themselves to the public,” professes Lil Barbie, who’ll be blowing out 25 candles in August. “But hey, if ya got it, flaunt it, right? I’m a sweet Southern belle, but don’t let the pretty smile fool ya. There’s nothing innocent about me. I’m naughty as all get-out and past kinky. I’m a freak in the sheets!”

And if the workout and clubbing buff wants to add a hard-pounding soundtrack, her rolls in the hay are gonna be backed by Nirvana, Lynyrd Skynyrd or Tom Petty. When it comes to backdoor boning, Lil Barbie Badazz isn’t a heartbreaker, but she does have a Hollywood heartthrob and a sweet tooth: “My fantasy is to make mad love to Bradley Cooper in a tub full of Skittles.” —Photos by Ron Neumann