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December 2024

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I love being fucked by guys, by hot girls with strap-ons and by myself.

About Jordie

“It’s exciting to know that guys will be looking at my pictures,” reckons Jordie, 27, a “promiscuous Eskimo” from Anchorage, Alaska. “I hope they get turned on. I love being naked, and I don’t care who sees me. During a getaway to Hawaii, while it was probably ten below zero back home, I streaked through the main tourist area of Waikiki Beach, then fucked a total stranger in front of a busy restaurant.” No wonder the 5-foot-7 “housekeeper for rich people” howls,”My only hobby is sex, sex and more sex with a guy or a girl! I really like having a dick in my ass, and it’s more fun if I’m riding another dude at the same time.” Jordie also grooves to fellatio, pussy-eating, heavy metal and hard rock but not the boob tube. “I’d rather watch porn,” the 38C-cupper snorts. “If someone I’m with is up for TV, I’ll say, ‘Let’s fuck!’ I’m always horny. If you see me on the street, don’t be shy. Grab my titties and tell me what you’re gonna do to me; I just might let you!”

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