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HUSTLER Beaver Betty Sage

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Betty Sage

My naughtiest fantasy is to be gangbanged at a Santa Claus convention.

About Betty Sage

Eager to reveal her scrumptious bod and erotic kicks is Betty Sage, 28, an artist from Santa Claus, Georgia. (Yep, it’s a real town. Burgs in Arizona and Indiana also honor the portly, sleighriding deliveryman, but neither has gifted us with a Beaver.) “I’m a seductive, bi nymphomaniac,” the 5-foot-1 shuffleboard whiz admits. “I can never get enough sex. My favorite pastimes are sucking cock, swallowing semen, getting fucked in the ass, eating pussy, having my clit licked and masturbating while I’m watching porn.” Betty savors hard rock too. Her top bands are Led Zeppelin and the Grateful Dead, and we’re grateful that the unabashed jezebel has provided more than just a tantalizing peek.”

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