Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

HUSTLER Beaver Alexa Jaymes

HUSTLER Beaver

Alexa Jaymes

About Alexa Jaymes

“I’d love to meet astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson,” declares this “bubbly, bisexual, curious and knowledgeable” bartender from Montreal, Canada. “I can only imagine how eye-opening a conversation with him would be.” Now let’s meet Alexa Jaymes, 23, who’s eye-opening conversationally and visually. “This will sound a bit crazy,” the 5-foot-6 art, astronomy and hockey buff confides, “but I’ve always wanted to be part of another fellow pervert’s fantasies. It’s a big turn-on knowing that someone’s touching his cock or her kitty while thinking about me. I’m such a huge tease, I know some people just want to spank me or bend me over. And I love that! Building tension makes sex even more intense. So I really get wet if you bite my neck, tie me up or call me dirty names.” Alexa’s other delights include “bookstore quickies,” maple syrup quiche, scotch whiskey, cigars, rock climbing, reading (Michel Tremblay, José Saramago), music (Isabelle Boulay, Arcade Fire), cinema (Caramel , The Big Lebowski ), TV (How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory) and XXX fare. “If you peep through my porn collection, you’ll find lots of heavy girl-ongirl action,” admits the grateful beneficiary of her own big bang theory. “Nothing surpasses anal sex!” Alexa asserts. “The orgasm is totally different from the vaginal variety. I feel like a star that’s about to become a supernova.” Brainy newcomer Alexa Jaymes is a super piece de ass.

Photos by Friend

HUSTLER Gallery


Find Alexa Jaymes In

Shop HUSTLER Hollywood

Shop All Sex Toys

More Beavers