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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell
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Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell

GETTING STABBED BY COWORKERS AND RAPED BY SPIDERS: ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR THE STARS OF ADULT SWIM’S LIVE-ACTION DARLING YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. WE SAT DOWN WITH HEAD DEMONS CLAUDE AND GARY, PLAYED BY CRAIG ROWIN AND HENRY ZEBROWSKI, AND THEIR BOSS SATAN, AS DEPICTED BY THE GLORIOUS MATT SERVITTO, TO GET OUR DEVIL’S DUE ON KHAKI FARTS AND JUMPING SHARKS.

HUSTLER: We were able to see a preview of Season 2 of Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell, and it looks crazy.

HENRY: You just saw the first of a round of clips, and I feel like it escalates to a level of nuttiness that’s gonna be pretty unique.

MATT: As I always say, you would never flip past our show. You have to stop. The color pattern is so psychedelic and demands to be looked at.

HENRY: You just roll up the fattest, thickest hog leg of the sweetest Mexican oregano and put that to your dome, mmm, you’re gonna really enjoy the show.

MATT: You’re making me hungry! Because I know you’re talking about pizza. That’s what he’s talking about. “Get yourself a big pie, and put some oregano on it.” That’s what I heard.

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