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Sex Mythbreakers: The Pineapple Effect

Can a trip to your supermarket’s produce section really give you better-tasting semen? We consult the experts.  It’s a given that most of us want to look after ourselves and live longer (unless maybe you’re a member of the No-Mask Brigade), but how much consideration do we give to the well-being of our jizz? Unless...

Sex Mythbreakers: Is Porn Cheating?

From a stack of magazines under the mattress, to a couple of deliberately mislabeled DVD-Rs at the bottom of a spindle, the history of keeping a porn stash under wraps is a long and complex one. Hell, check out our The War on XXX article to see just how far people have had to go...

Sole Desire: How Foot Fetishists Get Their Kicks

Feet are many things to many people. Useful, if you’re interested in walking and such. Pungent, after a particularly strenuous workout. Achy, after a long day of standing on ’em.  Some people might not include “sexy” among their list of attributes. But for foot fetishists—or podophiles to you fancy fucks—a little bit of sole is...