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Managing Mismatched Sex Drives

Are you and your partner not on the same page desire-wise? You’re not alone; it’s a frequent problem in relationships. The good news? There are numerous solutions. Read on for some essential tips. We’ve all heard the stereotype that men reach their sexual peak in their 20s, while women hit theirs closer to 40. It’s...

Fucking Across the Aisle

Finding sexual compatibility with someone who has different political beliefs than you might seem like an unlikely prospect—but it can happen, even in this age of polarization. There’s no doubt about it, there are deal-breakers in dating. Maybe the girl’s favorite music is anything by Kid Rock, or she can’t seem to form a sentence...

What’s Your Number? Revealing Your Sex Stats

Telling your partner how many people you’ve slept with can be dangerous emotional territory—but it doesn’t have to be. The first step in any romantic relationship is getting to know one another, even if the extent of this introduction is finding out whether the other person spits or swallows, or if they want their eggs...