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The Better Sex Diet: Foods to Fuck With

The phrase “you are what you eat” applies to your performance in the bedroom, too. Read on to find out what fucking foods you should be eating if you want to be a sex superstar.  Here’s something to chew on: The path to happy, healthy genitals leads through your mouth and stomach. Not only can...

Of Sluts and Scholars

Nicoletta Heidegger wants to help you fuck smarter with her podcast Sluts and Scholars. We spent some time with the therapist and sex guru to learn more about her mission. I go into my interview with Nicoletta Heidegger wanting to like her, I really do, but she nearly goes too far when she begins to...

Sex Mythbreakers: Girl Talk

Think that guys have the market cornered on locker-room banter? Sit down; we have some news that is going to make your jaw drop. The next best thing to having sex, or watching other people have it, is probably talking about it.  There’s a bit of a discrepancy though, when it comes to how men...