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Hotel Bar Hanky-Panky

Throughout the work week, the suits who presumably make things happen are out there attending meetings, power lunches, late lunches, dinner meetings, pressing the flesh with this person and that in hopes of turning another buck into two. By the end of a long day of hobnobbing with the pillars of industry, they are ready...

Cowgirl Up!

Saddle up and join us as we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of the reverse-cowgirl position. There are very few qualities in a lady more charming than her ability to ride her man like a rambunctious bull, one with a mammoth dong and a wild case of the jitters. Yee-haw! Oh yeah, man—when...

Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head

Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening. Waking up in the morning, for most poor schlubs, is the most excruciating part of the day. The alarm goes off at an ear-piercing volume,...