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July 2025

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Making America Celibate Again?

Wary of losing even more rights under a second Trump term, a growing number of women are considering swearing off sex with men. Now that American voters have put Donald Trump back on the path to the Oval Office, women are freaking out over the possibility that his second term could spell disaster for their...

Pure Frustration?

Conservative fuckers, take note—purity culture can lead to lousy, and even painful, sex. The outcome of the 2024 election has led many to fear that there’s a big-time purification coming to the collective American bedroom. Specifically, Project 2025—a collection of recommendations for the next Republican  administration put together by conservative think tank The Heritage Foundation—has...

Wait…Why?

Weighing the pros and cons of holding off on sex in a new relationship. When we first meet someone special, someone that we connect with on a deeper level, it can be hard to keep those panties from hitting the floor—partly because the man won’t quit tugging on them. Raging hormones are constantly fighting to...