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Sex by the Numbers

If you feel like your boning body count doesn’t quite measure up, here’s the good news: You’re probably not as far below average as you think. Now here’s the better news: We’re here to help you get closer to the number you wish you had. Hang around a tavern or any place where manly men...

Dear Virgin Me

Men and women share the things they wish they could have told themselves before they started having sex. In the 1985 cinematic classic Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled to the past and almost hooked up with his mom. While most people would not do that with their special time-travel opportunity, the ability to...

That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be times when one of the partners starts to suspect the other is a no-good cheating bastard. They might not know the...