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Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!

Hooking up with two other people can be a sublime sexual experience, but beware—there are plenty of hurdles on the path to threeway bliss. When Adam* was in college, he used to go to parties at a friend’s house, but the shy biology major never scored with the ladies. That is, until one Halloween night...

Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!

Masturbating while your significant other is under the same roof is usually considered bad form in a relationship, but it really shouldn’t be. Join us as we get a grip on this prickly topic. Cohabitate long enough with that special someone you’re banging, and you’re sure as shit going to come home one day and...

Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall fuckability, humans typically go in as superficial as possible, perhaps imagining the person naked, twisted in all sorts of compromising...