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So, Who’s Making the First Move?

With dating dynamics shifting and consent at the forefront now more than ever, we explore the delicate art of breaking the ice. Dating has always been a source of anxiety for both men and women. There are just so many questions before meeting someone for the first time: Will they like me? Will I like...

Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed to ditch the booze and cigarettes, avoid any bathroom where they might be snorting cocaine off the toilet...

Cougars on the Prowl

A new study has found that older women aren’t getting laid as much as they’d like to, but take heart, ladies—there are definite sexual advantages to getting up there in years. Porn sometimes gets mocked for being unrealistic. Like, how often do step-siblings actually bone, amiright?! But one thing that the adult industry understands is...