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Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says

A recent survey found that nearly half of the respondents have had sex on the first date. We talk to men and women about the benefits of hooking up in a hurry. Thanks to hookup culture, apps like Tinder and the general de-stigmatization of horniness, more people are saying “yes” to sex on the first...

Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It was a long, loveless marriage, one that eventually ended in the kind of pain...

On Your Knees?

Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate. It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where horny singles go to mingle. Over in the corner, there’s a woman who’s just had her...