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Slap-Happy Schlongs

What compels a man to wield his boner like a billy club and bop his partner during sex? We dive deep into this puzzling phenomenon. Any man gifted with at least an average-sized schlong has undoubtedly whipped that sucker out at some point and purposely banged it against something to make some noise. He might...

The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...

Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off isn’t just good—it’s good for you! A lot of guys were told when they were young that jerking off isn’t proper behavior for a young man....