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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...

Finding a New Meet Market

Forget the bars, the gyms and the dating apps; you’ll have better luck finding your next partner in the places you’d least expect. In most cities, there are only a handful of places where the horny and lonely go to meet eligible singles. Bars, of course, rank high on the list. After all, it’s a...

It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition. Spring is in the air.  The days are getting longer, birds are chirping, flowers are starting to...