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Distressed by Her Dress?

Worried that your girl dresses too provocatively when she’s at work or out on the town? Here’s why you should put your ego in check and stop stressing about her wardrobe. One of the leading complaints men often have about their relationships with women is that they dress far too sexy for the outside world....

The Ins and Outs of Role Play

Sometimes, faking it during sex can be very satisfying indeed. Doctor and patient? Teacher and student? Boss and secretary? Here’s how to make the most of your fantasy fuck session. The days are getting shorter and the weather is cooling down, so you know what that means: time to dust off your costumes, brush out...

Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed with a hot load. After all, if the gods of gonads didn’t want us out there spackling the babes with sperm, they wouldn’t...