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We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to break it to you, fellas, but all of the women you’ve been out there trying to bag since your peckers crawled up...

Big Announcement: I’m Coming!

Why does your woman let out rafters-rattling love-cries when she’s about to climax? We decipher her high-decibel hump-howls. Women are all about making big announcements. Just scroll through the various social media feeds and other online platforms where influencer meets exhibitionist. You’ll clearly see that the ladies have an affinity for publicly revealing everything that’s...

Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!

Hooking up with two other people can be a sublime sexual experience, but beware—there are plenty of hurdles on the path to threeway bliss. When Adam* was in college, he used to go to parties at a friend’s house, but the shy biology major never scored with the ladies. That is, until one Halloween night...