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Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...

What’s the Fucking Point of Monogamy?

Is it really possible for two people to remain faithful to each other happily ever after? And if not, what are the options for keeping the relationship intact while exploring other sexual opportunities? We dive deep for answers. The word on the street is that monogamy is dead. Scan the internet and there’s a slew...

When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a fly on the wall of any given college cafeteria back in the day, you would have undoubtedly witnessed swarms of young bucks discussing who’s been laid and...