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When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a fly on the wall of any given college cafeteria back in the day, you would have undoubtedly witnessed swarms of young bucks discussing who’s been laid and...

Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark and handsome has been the gold standard for what most women consider the ideal specimen of a man. Guys like Keanu Reeves and Jason...

It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition. Spring is in the air.  The days are getting longer, birds are chirping, flowers are starting to...