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How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...
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Sunday Funday: Lickety Split

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it should be. After all, if anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot, juicy snatch. With that in mind, let’s get our appetites worked up with a mouthwatering menu...
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Eating Ain’t Cheating … or Is It?

A popular theory has it that going down on someone outside of your relationship doesn’t constitute infidelity. We got people’s tongues wagging about whether they believe that’s true or not. “Eating ain’t cheating,” the old saying goes. It’s a liberal sexual philosophy that’s expressed in such settings as dark, seedy watering holes. You’ll hear it...