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Wacky Wanking: 9 Wild Masturbation Stories

During the COVID-19 pandemic, people are having less sex and even being instructed to wear a mask when bumping uglies. Luckily, masturbating is safe and a long-term option for those afflicted with the illness of permanent horniness.  While masturbating is a solo pastime, it by no means needs to be boring. To prove this, HUSTLERMagazine.com...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Mia Malkova

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we dive deep into XXX goddess Mia Malkova. Hailing from Palm Springs, California—known for its hot springs and breathtaking desert and mountain vistas—Malkova is plenty capable of turning up the heat with some breathtaking views herself.  Case in point:...
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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening!

Sometimes, getting behind is a very good thing. As we struggle to make it over the hump this week, let’s take a fond look back at some of the most tantalizing tushes, rousing rumps and dazzling derrieres to grace the pages of HUSTLER. Go ahead; get cracking! Lana Rhoades: Just Right (November ’19 HUSTLER) Brooklyn...